Reviews for the one room nobody reviews

Rate the throne.

Google tells you if the food is good. Throned tells you if the restroom is. Clean, quiet, comfortable — and the best mirror for a selfie. Find it nearby, rate it in 30 seconds.

Example

Café Lumen

Café · 120 m · Men’s room

4.7 out of 5
Clean
4.8
Quiet
4.3
Comfort
4.6
Mirror
4.9
  • Free
  • Great lighting
  • Hooks for bags
An example of a restroom rating on Throned.

What actually matters

Stars for the food don’t tell you anything about the restroom. We rate it on what people really care about.

  • Clean

    Floor, seat, sink, smell. Know before you open the door.

  • Quiet

    Real walls, real doors, no one hears a thing. Take your time.

  • Comfortable

    Space, hooks, paper, soap, a lock that works. The little things.

  • Mirror check

    Big mirror, good light, cute interior. The selfie spot, rated.

How it works

  1. Find a throne nearby

    Open the map and see the best-rated restrooms around you, with photos.

  2. Rate it in 30 seconds

    Give 1–5 crowns for clean, quiet, comfort and mirror. Add a photo and a comment.

  3. Save the next person

    Every review is checked by a moderator before it goes live. Honest ratings only.

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